Monday, July 31, 2006

Basselhoff

Where do you go for your news coverage? Perhaps CNN? the AP? Local News coverage? Those outlets are "ok" at best. The only true coverage, however, is through my blog as I have breaking news on Lance Bass and you'll only read it here. As you well know, Lance Bass has announced that he's gay. Ok? He was a member of NSYNC and his name is Lance..no further questions your honor. Now here's the part in which you will be shocked. David Hasselhoff is now technically divorced and, from what I've heard from very reliable sources, has been seen cuddling with Lance in places such as the Parma Tavern, Edgewater Park and in the parking lot of what was the Bada Bing. These are just rumors, but ones that should be taken very, VERY seriously. As I now call them, "Basselhoff" seem to be hitting it off and I believe they are going to record an album together sometime in the fall. If you see them out and about, let's say making out at the big stamp downtown, please report these actions to me and I will post them. Thank you for your suppot.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a twisted m*therf*cker! But completely funny.

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Basselhoff? ... Oh contrare! Me thinks "B-Off" would be more appropriate!

5:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tim, cousin Bob here, if the movies you listed on your profile are really your favorites you gotta stop over to my place for some Caddyshack and Fletch!

12:30 PM  

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