6-6-06

With so many people talking about the possibility of something horrible happening, maybe even the end of the world, on June 6th, I thought that I'd make a Top 5 list of things to watch out for in the next week. If any or all of these events actually take place, grab water, Ramen noodles, candles and your loved ones and head to the basement or lowest point in your home.

1. O.J. actually finds the killers of Nicole and Ron.
2. Jusin Guarini releases a "hit" of any kind.
3. You don't hear a Kelly Clarkson song within a three hour span.
4. Whitney Houston stops smoking crack....allegedly.
5. Two of each animal begins to walk down E. 9th toward Lake Erie.

If any of these events take place within the next week, I wanna thank everyone who listens to the night program including all of the great phone callers. Grandma, I hated those plaid/striped pajamas that I would get every year at Christmas. They made me look like a polyester candy cane. And, I thought that Madonna looked hot in the video for "La Isla Bonita".

If these events don't take place, just ignore the last couple of sentences from the word grandma down. Thank you.