Monday, September 25, 2006

WACKYUSES

You can use peanut butter to aid in removing bubblegum from hair.
mama Richards

A1 steak sauce cleans copper pipes.
listener Mari

Place shavings of Ivory soap in areas of the basement where you don't want cobwebs.
listener Mary

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apply liberal amounts of Captain Morgan's to your liver to stunt the nervousness of talking to women. "I ain't playin..."

6:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yard gnome + captain morgan's = no date.
here are mathmatical "wackyuse" equations that are 100% tested and true:

carpet stain + "shout" = no more stain. (works great on red sauce stains, by the way)

"shout" + yard gnome = no more yard gnome

no more yard gnome = joy

10:32 PM  

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