Q10-funny

Courtesy of Listener Dawn:

There are always two ways to look at everything:



My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school

reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging

her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.



My wife asks, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed. 'She's

my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right

after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she

hasn't been sober since.'



'My goodness!' says my wife....'Who would think a person

could go on celebrating that long?'



There really are two ways to look at everything.